No one wants to get stuck in a "fine dining and stroll on the beach" tourist trap when they could be experiencing a whole different side of Perth. The side that involves thongs, pole dancing, champagne showers, and the occasional gimp suit.
If you've just a few days to burn and a thirst for after-dark adventure, here are the top five ways to have a filthy good time in Perth at night.
1. Hit the Penthouse Club: Where Naughty Meets Glam
First, no visit to Perth's nightlife scene is complete without visiting the famous Penthouse Club. Now, you're thinking -"strip clubs? Been there, done that." Well, the Penthouse isn't just your standard neon-lit den of dancing. We're talking luxury mixed with bare skin, where top-shelf booze and pole acrobatics combine into a dizzying cocktail of visual delights and sweaty lap dances.
Don't be shy - the Penthouse is high-class titillation at its best. And if you're feeling fancy and a little flirty, book a VIP experience where you get prime seating, a little extra TLC from the ladies, and the kind of atmosphere that leaves you drunk on more than just the Dom Perignon.
2. Be a Voluntary Gimp at The Fetish Manor: Release Your Inner Deviant
Have you ever looked at yourself and thought, What's missing in my life? The answer is leather harnesses, chains, and maybe the gentle touch of a whip. Cue The Fetish Manor, a place where every kink, Fetish, and guilty pleasure gets celebrated - and perhaps even taken for a test drive.
Fancy being led around on a leash or getting your ass slapped in front of an audience of delighted deviants? Or maybe you prefer wielding the whip instead? Whatever gets your motor revving, The Fetish Manor's BDSM nights aren't for the faint-hearted but definitely for the adventurous. There's no judgment here, just wild, hedonistic fun.
Sign yourself up for a gimp role or attend one of the Manor's wild Fetish Fridays, where submission is hot, but so is dominance.
3. Check Out The Voodoo Lounge: Striptease With Extra Spice
Next up: the legendary Voodoo Lounge, one of Perth's spiciest strip clubs. Not your average, ho-hum titty bar, the Voodoo Lounge has taken the traditional striptease format, shaken it up, and poured out a whole glass of unadulterated fun (and legs that go all the way up).
Do you want to turn up the heat? You've come to the right place. Between the private booths, a constant stream of mesmerising pole work, and skin-showing shenanigans, you might leave this joint a little out of breath—and maybe a little sweaty, too.
Or, if you're willing to drop a little extra coin, cosy up to one of the gorgeous entertainers for some one-on-one attention. You'll be seeing stars.
4. Hook Up With The Best Perth Escorts: When You Want It Delivered Hot and Ready
Now, let's talk about those moments when all the window shopping isn't enough. Luckily, Perth offers a way to get the whole damn bakery delivered to your door. A la carte, if you will. You can kick things up with high-end Perth escorts handpicked for your entertainment (and satisfaction).
This isn't some "half-arsed Tinder swiping" deal. The escorts in Perth are professional and gorgeous and cater to just about every preference under the sun. Want someone with a spark? Maybe someone with… stamina?
Top agencies even offer premium GFE (that's Girlfriend Experience) options for the uninitiated. Don't waste time—it's as easy as flipping open your phone and finding the perfect someone to make your night unforgettable.
5. Hire a DoubleUP Tours Party Bus: Get On the Piss, Literally
What's the most fun you can have with your pants on? Easy: a DoubleUP Tours Party Bus. This isn't just any old transport vehicle - this is a booze-fuelled dance party on wheels.
Grab your mates and rent one of these bad boys for a night of cruising around Perth with some heavy beats and way too many drinks. Decked out with dance floors, poles, strobe lights, and a sound system that'll buzz your ears, a DoubleUP Tours Party Bus will give you the mobile nightclub experience you didn't know you needed.
You're legally encouraged to drink, grind, and shake that arse until the wee hours of the morning- without any chance of the bar closing.
Long story short, forget the ordinary. These are the kinds of nights where you look back in the morning and say, "Shit, that was one for the books." Or… maybe just "Shit."